Adventures with Qwerty
A typical nice summer evening usually finds us taking the dogs for a walk through the meadow to the pond, and yesterday evening was no different. As I slipped out the door, I commented to Eric that our cat Qwerty was outside somewhere- I thought he might be scared of the dogs so I wanted to keep an eye out for him. He must have been laying low for we saw no sign of him as we crossed the farm yard with Molly and Rudi. At the gate of the hay field we let the dogs off their leashes and away they went, Rudi raced to the woods, Molly into the tall grass. We strolled down to the pond and sat on the overturned boat near the water’s edge. Eventually the dogs showed up and did their usual poking around in the reeds, then disappeared into the woods near the creek. We sat and talked and watched the fish swimming around, watching us.
Wearing shorts and a t-shirt, I soon got tired of fending off the man-eating mosquitoes and little gnats whose only purpose in life was to fly into my eyes or up my nose. We called the dogs, but only Rudi showed. So we walked around the pond, thinking we’d spot Molly in the field. No Molly. We headed up the hill through the woods, thinking she’d hear us leaving and run to catch us. No Molly. At the gate, Rudi spied Qwerty (remember Qwerty?) and promptly chased him up the wild cherry tree near the old grey barn. Higher and higher the little cat scrambled, black and white fur bristling, eyes big and dark. Eric took Rudi back to the house, and I tried to coax Qwerty down. “Come on, Q, you can do it, come on.” Nothing doing, he was clinging to that tree like a sailor holding on to the mast in a storm. Eric came back to look for Molly. “Call me if she shows up.” He said and down the meadow path he went. The mosquitoes near the tree were just as vicious as the ones near the pond, so I went back to the house to change into long sleeves and jeans. Maybe Qwerty would come down while I was gone, I thought, but no such luck- he was still high in the tree when I came back.
I eyed the tree- there were some handy branches lower down, and it looked pretty sturdy. Next to the tree is a decrepit old wooden fence, with a row of barbed wire running along the top board. I really didn’t fancy falling out of the tree to start with, but falling into the barbed wire would have been much less fun. “I’m 45 years old, why the hell am I contemplating climbing a tree? I haven’t done that since I was ten, probably.” I wondered at the ability of bones to heal at my advanced age. Still, I’m usually up for a challenge, and I didn’t want to bother with going all the way back to the garage for the ladder. Did I mention sometimes I get hypoglycemic? No? So I’m scrambling up the first few branches and feel that familiar lightheadedness kick in and my hands start to shake a bit. Great. Then I hear a jingling and look down to see Molly arrive. Remember Molly? She’s very happy to see me, and Qwerty is not a bit happy to see her. I sigh, and climb back down the tree. It’s then that I see the egg in Molly’s mouth. Yes, an egg. The size of a chicken egg, only speckled. Molly is so proud of her find, and I’m amazed that it’s not cracked. It is, however, slippery and slimy from being carried in her mouth all the way from who knows where. I take her and the egg back to the house. I call Eric on his cell phone…. and only get his voice mail. So I walk back out to the field and yell again. This time he answers.
I go back to the tree with Qwerty (remember Qwerty?). I considered just leaving him there- perhaps he’d come down on his own when he calmed down enough? Visions of him clinging to the tree in the dark while coyotes circled below made me think better of that idea. Big deep breath, and back up I go, one branch at a time. I have a nice view of the sun sinking down and have hopes of getting back out of the tree before dark. Eric is watching from a distance- Qwerty is a little afraid of him and he doesn’t want to make the cat even more nervous. Later I asked if he was poised to call 911 if I fell out of the tree. “I’d probably call your brother first, then 911.” Hmmm, I wasn’t sure what t think of that.
I’m at a point where I can touch the cat, but not get ahold of him. He happily purrs and rubs his head against my fingertips, his paws kneading on the branches. I shift and squeeze and scooch and manage to get a little closer. One foot is on a sturdy branch, the other is on one I can can feel bending, my shoulders are wedged between two thick limbs taking most of my weight so I can thread my arms up to Qwerty and grab him by the scruff of his neck, just like his mom did when he was little. I pull him down and hold him tight against my chest, wondering how to get un-wedged from the branches supporting my shoulders, with no free hands. I shift Qwerty to one shoulder, turn sideways, and slide down to the next branch. At this point, Qwerty decides to leave the safety of my arm for a nearby branch. I have to grab him again, hold tight and scramble down a few more branches. Now we’re close enough to the ground, Qwerty makes a break for it and lands safely. I follow suit, a little more slowly and not so gracefully. I scoop him up, and carry him all the way back to the house, one hand firmly holding him by the scruff of his neck. He purrs all the way there. It’s now 9 o’clock. “Thanks for saving all the adventure till I got home.” Eric tells me. “No problem.” I settle down for a late dinner and a much needed glass of wine.
I wonder what kind of egg that is, the one Molly found. I try to “candle” it with the flashlight, but the shell is too thick. Should I crack it open, or slide it under our broody hen and see if it hatches? Maybe tomorrow…
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